dirtywrat:

"are we just going to ignore the fact that-"

yes we are shut the fuck up

the-leader-in-red:

OH MY GOD I HAVE FOUND THE GIF OF MY LIFE

the-leader-in-red:

OH MY GOD I HAVE FOUND THE GIF OF MY LIFE

togepathetic:

cashier: that’ll be $29.50
me:

image

me: *on my phone*
grandma: do you ever put that thing down?
me: *puts phone down*
me: why did you ruin the economy?

sparkhy:

you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick 

metal-rider:

jennikeatts:

focusbtch:

syrianlady:

This will happen when you leave men alone with babies.

facking hell i cant stop laughing

I like how in the first one he shakes the baby to make it grab the candy

So the moral of the story is leave men a lone with babies

thickonce:

Even that baby like wow I’m close to Beyoncé

thickonce:

Even that baby like wow I’m close to Beyoncé

HOW DO I LET PEOPLE KNOW THAT I AM INTERESTED IN KISSING THEM