midesko:

Retail jobs summed up

midesko:

Retail jobs summed up

allenbybeardsley:

*video game boss the size of a skyscraper* 

"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THIS THING" 

*ten minutes later* 

"that…was surprisingly easy." 

*video game boss that is just normal dude with sword* 

"ahhh this’ll probably be easy" 

*ten hours later*

"fuck. shit. god. I can’t do this anymore. you’ve bested me. I will no longer play a game again. I have been disgraced." 

poopflow:

nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom

okay:

They didn’t even give me a bird wtf

okay:

They didn’t even give me a bird wtf

me and bae having sex
bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
me: put a quarter in the swear jar

thequeenofhell:

what Americans imagine being Australian means

image

kanrose:

pleatedjeans:

Things Are a Little Different in Australia (21 Pics)

i’m australian and i’m not even sure australia is a real place anymore