cramp:

fuck you ellen, trying to play me like that, i trusted you, watch your back, this ain’t over

turtle-pirate:

Jake’s mom is a total badass

dropalexdead:

I’m laughing so fucking hard rn, omg.

klingondays:

meowoofau:

13 cats failing at hide and seek

As good as cats think they are at hiding from us, we know better.

masters of disguise!

kobetyrant:

me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!!

me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.

queerpropaganda:

"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird

tea-with-a-hint-of-sarcasm:

who needs a thigh gap when the age gap between you and your favorite band member is big enough

verylittlebird:


this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image

critnuke:

Tumblr mobile simulator for your desktop

critnuke:

Tumblr mobile simulator for your desktop

eyeballfarts:

I love pikachu so much

eyeballfarts:

I love pikachu so much

cartel:

walking into the wrong class

image

Me looking at flowers: if I was a fairy I would totally use this as a dress